My name is Philomena Sims. My friends call me Phil. I am 27 years of age and I rest my head in a city that never sleeps. I am a mother. I am a wife. And I am a hot ass mess! From the outside I live what seems to be a pretty simple life. I go to work, I come home and I go out from time to time. Nothing special! I tend to my kids. I tend to my husband. I cook. I clean. I’ll even take out the garbage every once in a while. But somewhere.. in between all that.. I sleep with other men.

These are the affairs of I, Philomena Sims.